Bitcoin RECEIPTS
438 Expert Predictions.
15 Years of Data.
98.6% Failure Rate.
They told you Bitcoin would hit $1 million by 2020. They said it would die in 2015. They predicted crashes that never came and moons that never happened. We have the receipts. All of them. 🧾
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What's Inside
The Hall of Shame
Every major Bitcoin prediction from 2009-2025, categorized by type of wrong. Price predictions, death predictions, moon predictions, regulatory predictions. All documented with original sources, timestamps, and outcomes.
The Psychology of Being Wrong
Why do experts fail so spectacularly? Cognitive biases, financial incentives, survivorship bias, and the illusion of expertise. Learn to spot the warning signs before you get rekt.
Pattern Recognition
The same prediction mistakes repeat every cycle. Learn the patterns: the "this time is different" trap, the "I called it" revisionist history, and the "technically I was right" goalpost moving.
How to Actually Think About Bitcoin
No BS framework for evaluating Bitcoin without falling for hype or FUD. Risk assessment, position sizing, and knowing when someone is selling you hopium.
Sample Receipts
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What Readers Are Saying
* Not real testimonials (yet). But this is definitely what you'll be thinking after reading it.
Why This Actually Matters
| Traditional Bitcoin Guides | Tell you what to think |
| This Guide | Teaches you HOW to think |
| X Gurus | Confidence without accountability |
| This Guide | 15 years of receipts |
| Price Prediction Services | $99/month for being wrong |
| This Guide | One-time $27 |
🎯 The Real Value:
This isn't about making you smarter than the experts. It's about showing you that nobody knows, and that's actually liberating. Stop following predictions. Start making informed decisions based on your own research and risk tolerance.
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Common Questions
Is this just Bitcoin FUD?
No. This guide isn't anti-Bitcoin. It's anti-BS. Bitcoin can be a legitimate investment. But following random price predictions from "experts" isn't investing, it's gambling.
Will this help me time the market?
Absolutely not. The entire point is that nobody can time the market reliably. If you're looking for another prediction service, this isn't it.
Who is this for?
Anyone tired of being sold false hope. Bitcoin holders who want a reality check. Skeptics who need validation. X addicts who enjoy watching gurus get humbled.
What format is this?
You get a professionally designed PDF (20-25 pages) PLUS an interactive web version with live links to all the receipts. Easy to read, share individual pages on X, and update as new predictions fail.
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